I'm officially allergic to outside. I didn't get hit by a bus this time, but I DID fall the fuck over! And this, my darlings, is kinda how it happened:

Brain: Is the ground tilting?
Me: Maybe it's on drugs?
Brain: Maybe you're on drugs?
Me: Maybe I'm just tired?
Right Leg: I'm tired!!
Left Leg: Liar.
Right Leg: AM NOT! I'M TIRED!
Left Leg: ( Read more... )